Lost friends...

This started as a photoshop contest, having a little fun with 1UP Editor Garnett Lee. Somehow I ended up turning it into this:

• Captain Shane Bettenhausen - Injected with a secret serum that prevents him from telling the truth about anything and causes him to be deluded into actually believing what he says. Current Status: Terminated/Unknown.
  
  
• Incredible Garnett Lee - Turns green when he consumes too much alcohol. The anger is normal. Current Status: The last active member of the 1UP Super Friends remaining; often seen roaming the halls of the 1UP Fortress repeatedly muttering the words, "Garnett Smash puny Yu Gee Oh !"
  
  
• Wonder Kathleen Sanders- With her powers of manipulation, she is able to force others to do her bidding. Current Status: Wonder Kathleen is no longer an active member of the 1UP Yours Super Friends. She was last seen with her trusty companion Minnie Mutt, December 21st, 2007. Rumors abound that she may have changed her secret identity and joined the Fyreball Super Buddies or maybe she teamed up with The Abominable Micronotsosoft (who knows?). Her 1UP adventures and exploits will be greatly missed.
  
  
• Super Jeff Green - Faster than Mahat Magandi, able to bend twizzlers around his little finger, and leap tall cubicles in multiple bounds. Current Status: Super Jeff isn't so super anymore. While being betrayed by former ally The Abominable Micronotsosoft; Jeff's powers were depleted when bathed in antisarcastic goo. He along with the League of C. G. W. had been shuffled like cards, shaken, tossed about until thoroughly befuddled and finally disbanded to the ends of the earth. Jeff now works as a mild mannered reporter for E A Publishers House (you too could win a million dollars).
  
  
• Crusader Andrew Fitch - Copy Boy by day, Caped Crusader by night. Current Status: Terminated/Unknown.
  
  
• Fragile Bryan Intihar - Outfitted with the fragile eagle money hat, he likes to play it safe. Current Status: Fragile Bryan had his Super Friends wings clipped. He now spends his sleepless nights working at the Insomniac Research Hospital as a janitor.
  
  
• Amazing Ryan Scott - Wears Spider-Man pajamas. Current Status: Terminated/Unknown